subDays(rand(2, 5)); $noteTwitterReply = Note::create([ 'note' => 'What does this even mean?', 'in_reply_to' => 'https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/933662564587855877', 'created_at' => $now, ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteTwitterReply->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subDays(rand(2, 5)); $noteWithPlace = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Having a #beer at the local. 🍺', 'created_at' => $now, ]); $noteWithPlace->tweet_id = '123456789'; $place = Place::find(1); $noteWithPlace->place()->associate($place); $noteWithPlace->save(); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithPlace->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subDays(rand(3, 6)); $noteWithPlaceTwo = Note::create([ 'note' => 'It’s really good', 'created_at' => $now, ]); $place = Place::find(1); $noteWithPlaceTwo->place()->associate($place); $noteWithPlaceTwo->save(); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithPlaceTwo->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subDays(rand(4, 8)); $noteWithContact = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Hi @tantek', 'created_at' => $now, ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithContact->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subDays(rand(1, 10)); $noteWithContactPlusPic = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Hi @aaron', 'client_id' => 'https://jbl5.dev/notes/new', 'created_at' => $now, ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithContactPlusPic->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subDays(rand(2, 5)); $noteWithoutContact = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Hi @bob', 'client_id' => 'https://quill.p3k.io', 'created_at' => $now, ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithoutContact->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); //copy aaron’s profile pic in place $spl = new SplFileInfo(public_path() . '/assets/profile-images/aaronparecki.com'); if ($spl->isDir() === false) { mkdir(public_path() . '/assets/profile-images/aaronparecki.com', 0755); copy(base_path() . '/tests/aaron.png', public_path() . '/assets/profile-images/aaronparecki.com/image'); } $now = Carbon::now()->subDays(rand(3, 7)); $noteWithCoords = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Note from a town', 'created_at' => $now, ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithCoords->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $noteWithCoords->location = '53.499,-2.379'; $noteWithCoords->save(); $noteWithCoords2 = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Note from a city', 'created_at' => $now, ]); $noteWithCoords2->location = '53.9026894,-2.42250444118781'; $noteWithCoords2->save(); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithCoords2->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $noteWithCoords3 = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Note from a county', 'created_at' => $now, ]); $noteWithCoords3->location = '57.5066357,-5.0038367'; $noteWithCoords3->save(); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithCoords3->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $noteWithCoords4 = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Note from a country', 'created_at' => $now, ]); $noteWithCoords4->location = '63.000147,-136.002502'; $noteWithCoords4->save(); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithCoords4->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subHours(7); $noteSyndicated = Note::create([ 'note' => 'This note has all the syndication targets', 'created_at' => $now, ]); $noteSyndicated->tweet_id = '123456'; $noteSyndicated->facebook_url = 'https://www.facebook.com/post/12345789'; $noteSyndicated->swarm_url = 'https://www.swarmapp.com/checking/123456789'; $noteSyndicated->instagram_url = 'https://www.instagram.com/p/aWsEd123Jh'; $noteSyndicated->mastodon_url = 'https://mastodon.social/@jonnybarnes/123456789'; $noteSyndicated->bluesky_url = 'https://bsky.app/profile/jonnybarnes.uk/post/123456789'; $noteSyndicated->save(); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteSyndicated->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subHours(6); $noteWithTextLinkandEmoji = Note::create([ 'note' => 'I love https://kagi.com 💕', // there’s a two-heart emoji at the end of this 'created_at' => $now, ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithTextLinkandEmoji->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subHours(5); $noteJustCheckin = new Note; $noteJustCheckin->setCreatedAt($now); $place = Place::find(1); $noteJustCheckin->place()->associate($place); $noteJustCheckin->save(); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteJustCheckin->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subHours(4); $media = new Media; $media->path = 'media/f1bc8faa-1a8f-45b8-a9b1-57282fa73f87.jpg'; $media->type = 'image'; $media->image_widths = '3648'; $media->save(); $noteWithOnlyImage = new Note; $noteWithOnlyImage->setCreatedAt($now); $noteWithOnlyImage->setUpdatedAt($now); $noteWithOnlyImage->save(); $noteWithOnlyImage->media()->save($media); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithOnlyImage->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subHours(3); $noteCapitalHashtag = Note::create([ 'note' => 'A #TwoWord hashtag', 'created_at' => $now, ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteCapitalHashtag->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now()->subHours(2); $noteWithCodeContent = <<<'EOF' A note with some code: ```php $noteWithCodeContent, 'created_at' => $now, ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithCode->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now(); $noteWithLongUrl = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Best site: https://example.org/posts/some-really-long-slug-that-is-too-wide-on-mobile', 'created_at' => $now, 'client_id' => 'https://beta.indigenous.abode.pub/ios/', ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteWithLongUrl->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); $now = Carbon::now(); $noteReplyingToMastodon = Note::create([ 'note' => 'Yup, #DevOps is hard', 'in_reply_to' => 'https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/109381161123311795', 'created_at' => $now, 'client_id' => 'https://quill.p3k.io/', ]); DB::table('notes') ->where('id', $noteReplyingToMastodon->id) ->update(['updated_at' => $now->toDateTimeString()]); Note::factory(10)->create(); } }